Teree maa kee @#%....

Various people have various things to do when they wake up in the morning. Some like to pray, some like to pause and plan out there day, and there are some who make a DASH for the bathroom (chalo bulawa aaya hai, Mata ne bulaya hai). :-) Don’t ask me what I do!!! Anyways, for the past two days I have been awakened by the WONDERFUL voice of some cartoon network on the floor below. I assure it’s not a good feeling to hear someone shout Maach@#, Bh&%ch#@, the first thing in the morning. Lemme explain. India is playing Australia in the Boxing Day test match. Poor Anil Kumble had it yesterday. He got a truck full of abuses when he was not picking up wickets. When the POOR guy did get wickets he got a BARRAGE of them. On been asked why is he abusing Kumble after he had picked up a wicket, the gentleman told me, “Saale ch@@% ne pehle googly kyon nahin kee”. For the first time in my life I felt sorry for Kumble. He picks up a fiver and people still abuse him like crazy!!!!

The best comments came for our Bengal Tiger, Sourav Ganguly. Unfortunately, he is at the peak of his physical fitness. In the amount of time he can run to the boundary at MCG, H.D. Dave Gowda can have a nice little nap!!! Poor Ganguly. Even the Bongs don’t leave him.

This is the amazing environment in which we get to watch the cricket matches at the hostel. The guy on your left starts abusing Ganguly’s batting (which has been VERY IMPRESSIVE in recent times). The guy on your right turns out to be a Bengali (hence, by default a Ganguly fan!!). So the cartoon on your right starts abusing Yuvraj Singh, cause Mr. left is a Punjabi. This goes on for a good hour and when they are tired of abusing the players, they turn to each other. This never fails to happen. Imagine my plight, who wants nothing more than to STRANGLE those idiots and listen to the Ian Chappell’s commentary!!! I feel really sorry for myself.

Another amazing piece of cricketing knowledge was on display yesterday. On the first day of the match when Gilchrist was batting, this sportoon sitting in the front turns around and asks the guy behind. “ abe yaar is ch@%t ka naam kya hai, Katich hai naa”. (Poor Gilchrist!!!). On been told that he has identified the wrong player, the sportoon gets into a rage and shouts “ Teree maa kee…..”.

Here we go again.

Chow guys.